Sunday, May 16, 2010

Complex Women (Funny Joke)


1 . (Whatever)
Men: What should we have for dinner?
Women: Whatever..
Men: Why don't we have Mexican?
Women: No not Mexican, the last time i got pimples on my face

Men: Alright, why don't we have Szechwan cuisine

Women: Yesterday we ate Szechwan , today too?

Men: Hmm..... I suggest we have seafood

Women: Seafood is not good, I got diarrhea

Men: Then what do you suggest?

Women : Whatever..


2. (Anything)
Men: So what should we do now?
Women: Anything
Men: How about watching a movie? It's been a long time
Women: Watching movie is no good, it's a waste of time

Men: How about we go for bowling, or some exercises?

Women: Exercise on such a hot day?

Men: Then find a cafe and have a drink

Women: I am off caffeine

Men: Then what do you suggest?

Women: Anything

3. (You decide)
Men: Then do we just go home?
Women: You decide
Men: Let's take the bus, I will accompany you

Women: The bus is dirty and crowded.

Men: OK; we will take a cab

Women: Not worth it... for such a short distance

Men: All right, then we can walk. We can enjoy the weather

Women: I am hungry, can't walk.

Men: Then what do you suggest?

Women: You decide
Men: Let's have dinner first?

Women: Whatever...

Men: What shall we eat?

Women: Anything..


4. (ANYTIME.)..
Men: At what time do i have to call you?
Women:
Any time as u wish
Men: But last time when i call u in the morning u didn't pick up?

Women: I was sleeping.

Men: OK; when I try to call you around 11 am u didn't pick up?

Women: I was shopping with my mother

Men: So, when I try to call you around 2-3 u didn't pick up?

Women: I was tired and relaxing.

Men: Then what about 5 pm?

Women: I was watching a cartoon.

Men: So, then why didn't you pick u phone in the night?

Women: I was studying

Men: Ok then tell me which time is the most convenience time for you to talk.

Women:
Anytime


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